Food Club! Sleep Ordering!!

Good Morning Dear Community E-mail Database,
ALFN urgently reports to you on the recently discovered, potentially lethal disorder: Sleep Ordering. A dear customer of ours came to Food Club yesterday, perplexed at the order she had made. “I don’t even remember placing an order!” she exclaimed. “Maybe I did it in my sleep?” A grim prospect that required immediate investigation. I myself have come to Food Clubs before only to be vexed by my order sheet. “When did I order this ?” I wonder. Is it possible that I’ve fallen victim… to Sleep Ordering? A condition in which the fundamental desire to order fresh, local produce and meat is expressed during sleep, before the computer, filling baskets arbitrarily with delicious, albeit unwanted, food? If you suspect you’re a victim of Sleep Ordering, contact us immediately. There may yet be a cure.
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None of that was serious, for those who don’t enjoy sarcasm. Except I really do scratch my head sometimes when I see what I’ve ordered.
The Market is open and seeking hungry customers.
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Kent Walker has two new cheeses: Funky Goat (a blue cheese) and Petit Roche (a camembert).
North Pulaski’s and Arkansas Natural Produce’s peppers looked exquisitely beautiful yesterday.
Falling Sky Farm still has a few turkey breasts available.
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Let’s keep our momentum up this Winter. We’ve had some fantastic volunteer support as of late, plus new members and lots of orders. Keep ordering and spreading the word to friends who want to eat locally!
Sincerely,
Sam Hedges